Tavern Tales -- The Old Bait and Switch

Sebastion sits in one of the cells within the stockade, his arms crossed and a frown upon his face as he justs sits and stares at the cold iron bars of his cell.

"I have had it up to here with this!" He grumbles, looking about for a moment and nods to himself.  "That's a great idea." He mutters, getting up from his place on the floor and moving towards the bare stone walls. Carefully, he begins to scratch words upon the walls face, covering the cell from top to bottom on all sides other than the barred door.

You know what? You people piss me off! That's right I said it! First!! Stupid Soldier Sharai Dravik! I know it it was you! I KNOW IT!! (WRITTEN IN VERY VERY LARGE LETTERS and UNDERLINED). You arrested the only damned Silverleaf dealer in town! Now I cant find it ANYWHERE! (underlined, DEEPLY scratched). So you think you are so damned tough! You pulled a sword in a fist fight! What kind of pussy are you anyway?! If I had known you were going to be such a girl about the whole thing I would have brought you a purse to put your sword in! That's okay, I know how to fix you!! You just wait!! And that's another thing. Im tired of you following me!! I DON'T LIKE YOU!! I'm never going to like you!! I don't want to be your boyfriend so just leave me alone! You are the worst militia soldier ever! Nakieri can run circles around you! They were stupid to put you in her place! Why would they think a little cry baby like you would ever be able to keep control of this city. You just wait! YOU ARE MAD WITH POWER AND COMPLETELY OUT OF LINE SOLDIER! You have no idea what I can do! You think you beat me! Hah!!! That's right little girl, you are playing with the big boys now, and I am done screwing around with you. You want a fight? Oh, believe me sweet heart, now you got one. Now I am leaving here, Sharai Dravik, and there is nothing you can do to stop me! (The last line underlined heavily.)

P.S. Rashka, you know I think you are uber awesome, but someone needs to say this. Stop being a whiny little bitch and just suck it up. You are here to stay and life isn't the way you want it. Too damned bad! This is the way it is, now shut up and have a little fun before you suck the life out of the only friend you have!!!!! *hugs*

Tavern Tales - All or Nothing

Dear Fellas

Whoa, that's all I got. Just whoa. You should of seen the size of this place, guys! It was like a Manor, it was so big. And all the shiny objects you could think of! And here's the deal... A nice big 5000 good payday, all I have to do is find someone. Yeah, I know, isn't it great?! It's like playing hide n' seek, but with a pot of gold at the end of the road. Or is it river? I can't remember. The boss this time is some noble guy from Vermidian, and get this ... He knew me! He, knew me. I never thought I was so popular, I guess it's true! ... Everyone loves me! Okay, so ... where do I start? Anyone have any ideas how I could find the pot of gold? Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, he hired 9 other guys to interfere and try to beat me to the money. It's like a rat house out here! How all the deal goes is that if I return first with the whereabouts, I get 5000, but if I'm not the first, then the 9 other guys all get 500 gold, plus my 5000 to split amongst themselves. So it's all or nothing in this race to the finish. Wish me luck!

Sebastion